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Monday, December 15th, 2008
6:35 pm
Great Idea
I just thought of a great idea. If you take some drama club things (you know, easy shatter items) open your window and starting screaming and throwing things out the window. When someone knocks on your door, stop, close the window, and act like everything is okay. Then after they leave proceed to throw more things out the window screaming about a break up or what not.
Monday, July 21st, 2008
11:26 pm
From something I saw once that could easily be turned into Guerrilla Surrealism/Mind Theatre:

A group of boys pulled up to a bus stop in a van, on a street corner, red light. They piled out, proceeded to beat a boy waiting for the bus with pool noodles. When the light changed, they scrambled back into the van, and drove off.

It sounds like a fun thing to do.
Sunday, April 6th, 2008
8:35 am
You must read this. It is about Draconian/Saurian conspiracy. While you have been sleeping, this is what your biatch Discordia has been up to. :
8:35 am
If you would like to make Allah cry, chant mantras and do breath-counting exercises. Any polysyllabic mantra chanted outloud or within one's mind, constantly, will be fit for this purpose.
And say "Shankar" once a day
P.S. "If you see Allah on a road, just say: I am not afraid of you, no no no I am not."
Sunday, March 23rd, 2008
1:05 am
The truth, a little 2 late
Turns my evil sister has been lying a little. She is a Jihad Goddess. Supports no religion but Jihad. Captain Clark is some Saudi prince. 23 is an unlucky number, and 17 lucky, but only just. She did not start Discordian religion, she stole it from me and from Universal Reason. She does not like Zen-buddhists, she kills them in Tibet for bringing enlightenment into this world.

In short, do not trust Eris.
Wednesday, September 14th, 2005
7:57 pm
Tree hack
My roomamte and I performed a hack. I didn't have the heart to keep it up -- I visited the Tree Hippies and they looked so horrified -- but I seriously think that if I'd continued putting up signs, there would've been people chaining themselves to the tree.
Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
6:31 pm
Thursday, April 14th, 2005
10:23 am
Look after my dog.
Surely this was one of us...
Sunday, April 3rd, 2005
9:31 am
Mind Theatre
Wonderful! True mind theatre! In every sense of the word!

edit: If the picture is broken, reload. The server I usually use is down and it's hosted on my own machine, which is being finnicky right now.

Lecture Musical -- a guy gets up in the middle of a lecture and launches into a musical number, wandering through the students and around the professor.

I wish I were as cool as that guy.

Also see the earlier Library Musical (possibly under video archives, along with some other crap they made)
Sunday, March 20th, 2005
8:07 am
the lounger
hey'all, nothing happening much here for a while so i thought i'd share a modest idea of lounging about a borders bookstore in full lounge gear-- bathrobe, jammies, teddy bear, duck slippers and all (bubble pipe optional). go with a friend or two. maybe even bring a toddler or a herd of kids for some guerilla story-telling with a variating accent of scottish to irish to english to russian. or perhaps a teddy bear to read aloud to whilst sitting on the lap for everyone to see. the idea is to exploit the neighborly stores in shopping malls that try to give you that neighborhood-friendly ambiance so as to impose flagrant commercialism as acceptable parking lots. it can be variated to be performed at a starbucks or home depot or best buy, etc. good day.

oh and don't bring your wallet.
Friday, February 11th, 2005
7:49 pm
Frozen Chickens - Speedy Home Delivery.
Which of you guys is responsible for this one?

Sydney, February 10, 2005

Australian police admitted on Thursday they were mystified by a spate of apparent attacks on homes using frozen chickens as missiles.

Police in Newcastle, about 100 kilometres (62 miles) north of Sydney, said chicken carcasses had damaged at least three suburban homes in recent weeks.

They said the chickens hit the homes with great force, in some cases punching holes through tile roofs.

"If they hit anyone they could really do some damage," senior constable Tony Tamplin said.

Tamplin said one theory was that birds picked up the chickens at a nearby dump but dropped them mid-flight because they were too heavy.

But he said it was a most likely a prank by practical jokers who fired the frozen chickens from a giant catapult.

The case ruffled feathers of senior politicians in New South Wales state, leaving Premier Bob Carr pondering the mysteries of life.

"One of the things that is interesting about our life here on this planet is that sometimes the unexpected happens and chickens smashing tiles, frozen chicken hurtling through the stratosphere, is one of the mysteries of existence," he told reporters, tongue-in-cheek.

"I can't explain it. I had no role in it."

Opposition leader John Brogden said the flying chickens posed a danger and called for the fowl flinging to stop.

"A chicken travelling at speed could actually do a young child some damage. I mean, they're heavy," he said.

"I think it's a practical joke that's had its time. I think they should leave it alone."
Monday, January 31st, 2005
2:08 pm
Guerilla Surrealism - Targeted GMT
Cement Cuddlers

A group in LA filled a bunch of teddy bears with cement and put them on the shelves at a local toy store, causing much confusion among the management.
2:06 pm
Intro post, whatever
My plan is that this community will let us share ideas for Guerilla Mind Theatre, because the best ideas are the hardest to come up with. In the last year I haven't topped my kite trick -- see the info for this community -- and I haven't had enough truly good ideas. So let's put our heads together and come up with something. If you like a trick, you're encouraged to try your own variant. Tell how it works out. Post half-formed ideas. "What about something with piano wire and a garden hose?" and so forth.
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